Jennifer Aniston is a Bikini Monster of the Day

I saw Meet the Millers where Jennifer Aniston played a stripper monster who had no business stripping thanks to being 100 fucking years old…but it was a movie and I’ve been to strip clubs and know the broken down women in their 40s who still strip and hate it…so I could let it slide as a slice of reality in an otherwise pile of shit…the sadness in her face as she tried to be sexy knowing she isn’t sexy…

But here she is being a bikini monster far too old, and possibly pregnant, even if she’s likely too old to be pregnant…and the whole thing is scary to me…like a horrible nightmare that I may be taking bit too seriously, because with all inappropriate or misappropriation of bikinis, I can always turn the other way and look elsewhere, but really the fuck would I do that, I am totally into train wrecks…in the form of women who think they still got it.

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