Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot she was pregnant and liked the benefits social services give her with each additional kid…

That said, the only hunt going down today is going to be one by at lease one randomly selected girl from the Internet for my genitals with her mouth…because a small penis when coupled with impotence not importance…because hours of looking for far less reward than a chocolate bunny…

Here are some morning links:

Baseball is Back…Here are the Tits to Prove It

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Paris Hilton is Glad She Inspired Kim Kardashian….Right

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Charlie Riina is Amazing

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Lexi Thompson in a Towel

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Asshole PHysics Teacher

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Some Fame Whore with No Pants On

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Girls in Shorts Shorts

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A Harry Potter Character is ALl Grown Up

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Larry King Kisses an Alien

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The Lip Syncing Sluts

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Guy’s Wife Wants Him to Fuck Her Mom

GO

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