Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day

Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”…

Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time….

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The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are:

Gigi Hadid

Nina Agdal

Hannah Ferguson

Sara Sampaio

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Didonato

Samantha Hoopes

Chanel Iman

Hannah Davis

Solveig Mork

Hailey Clauson

Rose Bertram

Ashley Smith

Kelly Rohrbach

Robyn Lawley

Erin Heatherton

Kate Bock

Ariel Meredith

Genevieve Morton

Irina Shayk

Lily Aldridge

Chrissy Teigen

Jessica Gomes

The athletes, since it is sports are:

Ronda Rousey

Caroline Wozniacki

The pictures are:

Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit…

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