Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some gay dude once told me…”we’re all a bunch of homos”….wait for it…..”homosapians”…when he was probably trying to get me to pay “prison rape” with him after a night of hard drinking…because gay dudes love fucking straight dudes…even disgusting ones…and I said “jokes like that are gonna get you gay bashed”….and apparently….they did…because he died today.

So leave your stupid jokes to yourself, and I won’t do the same…as stupid jokes are all I know…but they can kill you and will probably kill me…

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

Dennis Quaid Losing His Shit for a Kimmel Prank

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Kate Winslet Cleavage

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Girls in Sports Bras

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Famous Movies Without Greenscreens

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Best Man Speech of the Day

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Dina Lohan is Hawking LIndsay’s Shit….Too Bad Not her Actual Shit…Because I’d Smear That On My Face

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Famewhore in a Bikini of the Day

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Girls Tugging at Clothes

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Bill O’Reilly Thinks Christians are Most Oprressed Group

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Avengers Family Feud

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The Real Iron Throne

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Elsa Pataky Cleavage

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