Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funniest thing about getting drunk alone is when you get caught having sex by mall security….with yourself…because there’s no one there with you to have sex with so you take proactive measures to get the job done..outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room…because they are all your girlfriends….thanks to the Internet bridging that gap from what is real and fake..

Stretch…

It’s Coachella weekend, let’s hope at least one celebrity has “heat stroke”…

Here are some morning links….

Britney Spears Does Music Videos

GO

Jared Leto as The Joker

GO

Jet Lag of the Day

GO

Stupid Criminal of the Day

GO

Hilary Clinton for President

GO

Mirror Selfies!

GO

Butt in Leggings of the Day

GO

Dude to Get a Head Transplant

GO

Keri Russell in a Bikini

GO

Elevator Suicide!

GO

People Fucking Love Chick-Fil-A

GO

Elsa Hosk Topless for Mirage

GO

Two Girls Lose it On The Slingshot

GO

Port-O-Potty of the Day for Coachella

GO

Facebook Tracking….Becasue they are Evil

GO

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