Drake and Madonna Make Out of the Day

Madonna was clever enough to use her opportunity to be on stage with Drake, who is the number one rapper in the USA apparently,to stage a viral stunt, or viral meme, or just transference of a virus…on stage at Coachella…

I don’t think anything Madonna does is sexually exciting, even when she tries to suck the soul out of the best selling artists she’s managed to get on stage ith…

I do think Drake’s expression after this happens, of disgust, like “an old as fuck bitch with great tits just fucking mouth kissed me, I better play this off as EWWW GIRLS and not shove my dick down her throat cuz she’s Madonna, and I’m trying to be an authentic black man not a neurotic Jewish man who hates germs I probably am, because being half black was just a sales tactic to make that Jewish boss money…”….

If you know what I mean..and if you don’t, here’s the video of what some would consider a terrible nightmare…attack of the too old to be a cougar…trying to stay relevant..and it worked…because it’s the biggest story today…

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