Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently telling a pretty girl at the bar that you don’t want to have sex with her after she says that guys only talk to her because they want to have sex with her…is a good way to keep the conversation going….

But saying that you do want to have prison sex with her…will kill it…I guess girls don’t like loveless, animalistic anal sex…it doesn’t warm their hearts…those romantics…

Here are some morning links…

A Whole Bunch of Vintage Stewardesses

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American Apparel is Ditching Amateur Porn

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People Keep Talking about Iggy Azalea’s Implants like she Matters

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Police Shooting of the Day

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Natalie Dormer in a Magazine

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Friend with a Flying Garbage Can…

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John Hamm just Finished Rehab

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Randomly Approached by Farm Animals…

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Michelle Obama’s Hair on Jeopardy for the Win

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Mall and its Extreme Cleaners

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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthur

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Girls with Dimples

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