Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend was probably when I saw some public sex going down in a parking lot. I assume the dude was cheating on his wife, or the girl on her husband, but the car was nice, so it was probably a side bitch sugar baby situation, either way…he was getting a blowjob pretty much out in the open, so I decided to call the girl participating a slut to my friend, as a joke, because we all know she’s the one with a dick in her mouth in public, and that any dude, would accept almost any mouth to put their dick in, only to be overheard by a feminist, who went off on how I was a slut shamer and how the girl who gives a public blowjob is not a slut, but rather an empowered woman in touch with her sexuality, and that if anyone was the slut it was the dude…all while dude is getting a blowjob in his car right next to us…it was the weirdest setting for a slut debate, something that normally happens with facebook statuses, which in this case it also did….

What I’m trying to say is that you sluts need to relax some…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Man Shoots Son in Butt Over Orange Juice

GO

Girls in Mesh Tops

GO

Fame Whores in Bikinis

GO

Girls Gone Fishing

GO

Slingshot Roller Coaster

GO

Murphy Brown Likes to Eat

GO

Julia Pereira in a Tiny Bikini

GO

Miley Cyrus in Vegas

GO

Don’t Interrupt Tortoise When It Fucks

GO

Rob Kardashian Calls His Sister the Bitch from Gone Girl….

GO

Multi Tasker of the Day

GO

Slut of the Day

GO

Kourtney Kardashian’s Breast Pumps

GO

The post Morning Hangover Dump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather.