Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day

Dakota JOhnson is third generation hollywood slut…meaning her grandma slept with people for acting work, leading to her mom sleeping with everyone for fun, eventually ending up pregnant with her and keeping it, only for her to grow up and get into movies too, because it was really difficult getting the auditions..to land a key movie part in 50 Shades, that I assume she won’t be winning any Oscars for, because she sucked…not that I saw the movie, but I assume it sucked too…and more importantly, they play her up as the basic looking girl, because she is basic looking, and basic looking is fine, but not when it is overrated and attached to some celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity, like so many people before her, including but not limited to her mom…Gwyneth Paltrow, the GYllenhaals, etc..

All this to say…I wouldn’t expect her Spring Break bikini pics to be exciting…and they aren’t…here they are CLICK HERE

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