Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

50 Shades of Grey is coming out…and every middle aged women is ready to cum herself…thanks to it helping them find the clit and massaging it.

I know people who have already seen it, loved it and figured the next step in getting girls to send me pussy pics is to really step up my romance novel writing skills.

So this is what I’ve been sending people so far:

I want our first date to be couples therapy….then I want to try fisting you.

#Romance

Here are some morning links…

Kim Kardashian is Disgusting…Talking About Her Big Pussy, Being Rich…the fucking Worst..

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Conan at the Korean Spa

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Girls who Aren’t in Bras

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Rita Ora only has 4 Lines in 50 Shades

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Charlie Sheen Defends Brian WIlliams

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Random Fame Whore in a Bikini

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Rumer Willis Tiny Skirt

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San Francisco Public Transit is Exposing People to Measles

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Angelina Jolie and her Army

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Pole Vaulting with a Babe

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