Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Words of Wisdom. I’m here to inspire….and by inspire I mean tell stories of my awful and failed life to make you feel better about yours, while talking about celebrities who aren’t even that hot or sexy or interesting, but who have won….

I am also here to trick you into sending me nudes.

So Send Nudes…

I’m still drunk.

Lindsay Lohan Did Some Mean Girls Reunion Shoot – Because It is the Last Time She Mattered…

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Night Skiing is Cool

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Jeopardy Has the Best Fake Rapper Names

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12 Green Screen GIFs to Show You Hollywood Sucking

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Lady Gaga is Topless Backstage and Disgusting

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Artie Lange from Howard Stern Tweets ABout How He Wants to be a Slave Owner

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A whole bunch of Redheads….

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Jessica Chastain in Captain America / a Black Dress

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The Breasts at the CMAs

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Classic Movie Characters Who Died Dumb Deaths

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Britney has a New Boyfriend….handler…

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Ariana Grande at the CMAs

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Honey Boo Boo Slept in the Same Bed as the Molester – Because That’s What Molesters are into – even with fat girls who probably got her period at 4 due to fat

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Miranda Kerr Possible See Through

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Underwater Hotel of the Day

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Kat Torres is Hot in her Bikini

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Times Ice Cream Looks like Jizz

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This Guy Wants to be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings

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