Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is interesting that I have got to a place in my personal life and career that one friend of mine sends me a picture of a butternut squash – because it is the fall season and butternut squash just hugs you from the inside on those crisp cool night…only she wanted me to encourage her to stick it in her ass on FaceTime…

My other friend, who is married and has a kid, wrote me to tell me she has a yeast infection and wants to masturbate in her panties to send to me to sniff…

The last person – sent me a close up video of a guy cumming in her and her squeezing it out.

These are normal housewife type girls…not porn chicks…I guess I’m that guy, you know the one who people send their dirty dirty dirty panties to and videos to and in a lot of ways, I wouldn’t want it any other way…not that I like dirty panties – but because I like this kind of romance…

Here are some morning links….

Joke Leads to Ebola Scare on Plane

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Airplane Janitors Strike Over Ebola Feces

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18 Awesome Knockoff Costumes

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Keira Knightley and Her Umbrella

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Ellen asks Shia – What Happened?

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Girls in Tight As Fuck Dresses

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Ana Braga is Old Hot Famewhore in a Bikini

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Robert Downey Jr Staredown

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Marky Mark is Skinny..

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Container Jump Fail

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Premature Celebration

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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS

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