stepLINKS of the Day

I offer married and long term relationship girls as safe, non-judgemental way to get off – by sexting them better than their husband – because he’s off sexing some young girl he picked up somewhere..Someone’s trash, is another man’s sexting opportunity…and it turns out these married girls…are so dirty…because they’ve been in sexual prison for a long time and need to be unleaded.That said, I don’t understand why people leave their house….Here are some stepLINKS… Anne Hathaway Says Fame Fucked Her UpGO Top 10 Protest for FashionGO 13 FailsGO Kendall Jenner – UnderboobGO Unscripted – But Scripted Reese Witherspoon with 73 Pre-Screened Questions….GO Ebola in USAGO A Whole Bunch of Side BoobGO Behati and Adam Levine Covered in Blood – Unfortunately...

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Jessica Biel’s Probable Pegnancy Bikini Pic of the Day

Either she’s fat – or she’s that age where a married woman skips her pill to trap what may be her homosexual husband’s semen inside her uterus to secure that life of luxury – all to legitimize his sexuality…or she’s both.It’s like metabolism’s slow down, people stop working out, and people get pregnant…but throughout all this, she’s got herself a ridiculous booty in what, if pregnant, is the perfect time to have unprotected sex with her so that you don’t have to deal with abortion costs, that shit is someone else’s burden…not that you’d ever have sex with Biel, and if you did, you would want her knocked up – because you are lonely, and it would give you purpose in this sad, dark world…not to mention – a better lifestyle – up on some K-Fed...

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Heather Marks Nude Selfie on Set of the Day

Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party I talk about here, but that no one seems to care about, because Canada.I guess the fashion and modelling world picked her up and made her rich early on in life, so now at 26, she doesn’t need any of my maple syrup dripping off her chin, all over her amazing body.I am sure she’s had the Maple Syrup of many rich – A-List men all over over amazing body…and I would just pollute all she’s built up for herself…You know, too cool for my igloo, wolves and not giving me her beaver…ever…but she is giving her beaver to world on set somewhere – in a selfie that is amazingI have no idea where she posted it, but as a model, this is part of the job…you know the whole being naked...

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Andrea Sportono for Numero of the Day

Turns out that when a model – like this Andrea Spotorno – who I haven’t heard of but who is probably already rich from modelling because of her hard features, tall as fuck body, willingness to get naked and the whole not being fat thing – wears a bubble wrap shirt for a fashion magazine – and I can see her nipples – I get pretty happy. Maybe it is because bubble wrap was the only toy I got on Christmas, while the kids I was in the foster home with got actual toys, that came wrapped in bubble wrap…you know being the Mexican no one wanted and all…maybe Bubble wrap was my only childhood friend when I couldn’t speak the language….maybe popping each and every bubble released deep rooted hurt in my soul – like I was a cutter…or maybe I just like...

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Ferne McCann Nude Selfie of the Day

When you don’t know who the person in the topless pic is…you know that the topless pic was leaked by them in order to ride the tail end of all the topless pics…hoping that no one will notice that she’s not relevant enough for anyone to hack…and hoping that she’ll get clustered in with everyone else…to get a very minimal amount of press…because they are just tits…and she’s not in it with someone who matters.The real strategy, and if you’re an aspiring star, you can steal this…is to wait until this all blows over – and people are starved for nude celebrity content – then find yourself a low level celebrity preferably a married woman people know – fuck her and email me the video…I’ll take care of you becoming household…it’s easy…THis Ferne McCann,...

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Miley Cyrus in Some Topless Instagrams of the Day

Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising…I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously.What is this instagram friendly...

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Natasha Poly Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Natasha Poly is a Russian mom…pushing 30…and she’s in a recent Vogue Paris shot by Mario Testino….and she is showing some tit, posing with her baby, because this is fashion motherfuckers…and I am impressed because she is looking better than 99 percent of mom’s out there, you know the kind with their flappy stomachs hanging over their pants, because they are too exhausted to hit the gym, as they struggle to carry their baby supplies into Stabucks to caffeinate – hoping to get through another day…you know the kind of moms who will never lose the weight, age 20 years…I guess this says something about the resilience of a Russian people, or maybe of someone with lots of money…because she could have ended up a cam girl – and would probably still...

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Jennifer Lawrence Paparazzi Picture of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is far better at taking nudes.Before the Nudes, she was one of the most overrated, overrated hyped, boring celebrities to win award after award…then I realized…shit this girl loves taking pics of herself, and she looked substantially better in those pics…making her suddenly matter. I judge all girls by their quality of nude.Now she’s acting all scared of the paparazzi. It’s like girl, we’ve seen your ass get fingered, we’re all friends here, it’s no big deal…no need to hide…own your shit…like you owned those nudes…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE...

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Eva Mendes Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

If the fact that Eva Mendes, the token hot hispanic girl who got naked in movies because it paid better than getting naked at Miami strip clubs, having a kid didn’t ruin Eva Mendes for you…Maybe these shitty, low budget, garbage catalog pics will…it’s like she looks like shit – up on some flyer junk mail you only jerk off to because you are testing your masturbation capabilities…and new low level part time models are erotic enough for youOr maybe they’ll excite you because they really show how desperate she is for money – work – etc. ...

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Brooke Burns in Lingerie of the DAy

Brooke Burns is probably best knock for dating Bruce Willis….which at the time might have been a shocker because she was just a 26 year old Texan trying to make it in LA after Baywatch was cancelled…with no where to go but into the arms of a very rich and overpaid action star.I don’t think she’s really don’t anything since Bruce Willis…but at least now she can be remembered for what really matters…lingerie pictures that may not even be of her…but that are probably to make her man happy – which is far better than being a street hooker….at least so I’ve heard.Anyway, she may be 36 now, but welcome back Brooke Burns…there’s still hope for you...

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Dude Doesn’t Like Muslim Woman with American Flag Hijab and Other Videos of the Day

Nude Farmer Calendar Naked Guy in Traffic Gets Shot 3 Times… Brazilian 70 KG 3 Year Old Reminds Us to Love Our Body – No Matter What the Media Tells Us…Fat is Wonderful…He’s the Kate Upton of Brazil… 4 Cops Tip Over Suspect in a Port-O-Potty Girls Fight in the Ghetto… Granny on Crack People Want to Legalize Incest due to Human Rights Man Caught Under Bus – Probably Feels Like Anyone Who Fucks My Wife Insurance Scammer of the Day is AMazing...

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When sexting turned from “Do you want me to cum inside you”…to “Let me tell you all about my recent abortion where I watched the embryo die via ultrasound, that traumatized me enough to insist you wear a condom”….to finding love on TINDER…this is what I do with my spare time…. Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for AttentionGO Babes Tugging at Their ClothesGO Derryn Lester is Topless for Treats!GO Nerdy Bachelor PartyGO Anais Zanotti in a BikiniGO Miley Cyrus Looks RoughGO The Cat Who Loves Being VacuumedGO 6 People in London Decided to Trade Their First Born Child for Free Wi-FiGO GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLSGO 15 of the Most American Things to HappenGO 20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Kevin DurantGO...

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stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a pic you’ll need to see from TomorrowLand…That said….I spent most of my day taking a break from all the vagina prospecting, to do something that I think is important, but more importantly something that I am passionate about….BUSH…So I looked at pics of different species of human bush- from White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, Mexican…I am like a scientist. The results are inclusive – I need a bigger sample size. So Send me some bush….or don’t…I don’t need you – I got my own bush supply…Assholes. Top 10 George Clooney’s WeddingGO 9 Nerdy Bachelor Parties…GO Arianna Grande Slutty PerformanceGO Amanda Bynes Got Arrested….GO Some Big Tits…Because People Like Tits…GO Too Young to do the Anaconda…GO Arianna Grande Shadow NippleGO Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer Hosting BullshitGO...

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Bryanna Holly in a Bikini of the Day

Bryanna Holly got her start by fucking Brody Jenner back when she was probably a teen, because people have told me that Brody Jenner is into that kind of thing, which I guess isn’t that bad, considering what his dad, emasculated by the Kardashian Leader, is into…you know with his sex change and all…Well since fucking her way to wherever it is she is (not the top)…but she does have implants…which I guess means there is some success for this hot body with a lot of instagram followers…and now she’s getting jobs, for not very much money, but still jobs, where she can show off her body – legitimizing everything that even remotely seemed like prostitution…. ...

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