Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking behind this little tight bodied Avril Lavigne looking thing, in a tight as fuck tank top, rocking’ an amazing hip to waist ratio, but more importantly a pair of those ass cheek exposing shorts that all the girls are wearing, because the’ve gone officially mainstream….so fat as fuck me, decides to get my cardio in, to get a closer look, like I love the ass but need to see the tits, kind of thing, in a there’s no way this girl doesn’t do porn kind of way…

Despite my heart and my physical ability, I get in close enough, sweating…feeling like I’ve either escaped death, or I am about to die…

And it turns out she was 14.

Hormones in the food get me every fucking time.

Harry Potter Walking the Dogs While Smoking is the Best Pic ever

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I love this Dolly Performance from the Weekend

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Bieber DICK PIC vs Selena Gomez Cameltoe

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The Craziest Mike Tyson Stories Ever

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Girls Tugging At their Clothes

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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK!

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Tilda Swinton Scares the Fuck Out of Me of the Day

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Start the Day with Some Ridiculous Beach Stretching from some fame whore

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Jill Martin Hard Nipples in a Bikini!

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Hot Chicks Surfing!

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World’s Tallest Waterslide!

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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…

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The Pic from Bieber’s Rager is Funny…

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