Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you ever fantasize about marrying and then getting a middle of the road, average looking, pretty suburban fat girl pregnant, so that you can forever live in mediocrity, you know an average man with a simple life and a simple wife…struggling to save up to go to Disney land? Because I am trying to find a porn about that…and nothing’s coming up…

Here are some morning links…yes..they just happened..

Britney’s Birthing Hips

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Hayden Panettiere’s Skimpy Pregnancy Clothing

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My Girl Phoebe Price Showing Her BRa

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The Kid Who Organized all the Candy

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Super Mario Bros Acapella – Why Do Peeople Still Do This

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The Craziest Celebrity Stories of 2014 So Far

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Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie

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Very Cool Optical Illusion

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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…

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The Greatest White Players in NBA History

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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…

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This is a Galery of “Seriously WHo Does This”

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