Melanie Brown in the Bath of the Day

Melanie Brown posted a picture of her in the bath, because despite her name and the color of her skin, she wants you to know that it’s not from rolling around in the mud, but rather from genetic pigmentation…

Or maybe this is what 40 year olds think is erotica…because every mom I know masturbates in the “bath” every time they take a “bath”…which is code for naked in water alone without kids to fuck up my masturbation by staring at me and making me think “will they remember this when they grow up”….

Whatever it is, it’s 10 years or more too late…but it still happened – so look.