Friday, March 7, 2014

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Morning stretch…to try to forget the horrible night of me spending most of my night trying to convince a 40 year old fat girl to show me her butt hole…which I learned is a better word than asshole, while trying to get a girl to show you hers.


It was one of those lose/lose situations where if she doesn’t show me I get nothing and if she does I can’t un-see or fast forward the experience…but since losing is what I do, I guess it all made horrible sense.


That said, here are some morning links.






Michael Jackson Has A New Kid

GO


True Detective / Olsen Twin Mash-Up Video

GO


Elizabeth Deo in Some Latex Panties

GO


Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna Hooking Together

GO


Taylor Swift is in Some Good Shorts

GO


Girl in Yoga Pants

GO


Anus Zanotti is Topless in a Bikini and Seems Fun

GO


Katherine Webb’s Friends are Hotter than Her

GO


I LOVE CAM GIRLS

GO


A Bunch of Amateur Nudists!

GO


Girl Masturbates Into full Retard

GO


2 Little Girls Sing “Let it Go” Badly

GO






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