Hayden Panettiere in Brides Magazine of the Day

I love that Bride Magazine did this profile on Hayden Panettiere who is either engaged or married…because I know that her fan base is mainly weirdos who watched her on Heroes, or whatever it was called, where they’ve been loyal followers of hers ever since…because that’s how sci/fi people work…but more importantly, they never turn their back on a hobbit looking bitch…because there’s so many sexual fantasies they can have with her…until today..when she is posing in Wedding dresses…for a Wedding Magazine…to remind you she’s getting married…only for you to get so angry, like when you found out Mila Kunis was engaged, because without her marriage there was still hope for your unemployed, living in your mom’s basement, virgin loser ass…