Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Germany of the Day

Miley’s tits were in this issue of Vogue Germany…but I like to think Candice Swanepoel, South African lingerie model…with a great ass thanks that forced her to leave South Africa for fear of getting raped by the HIV Positive ridden locals her family exploited to have work their farm when she was growing up…

I know her time is coming to an end, she’s getting old, she’s not very exciting, but I’ll still pay attention to her as she get herself into these kinds of situations…even if statistically there is a 10% chance she’s not HIV positive…based on her South Africa connection…that I guess gets thrown out the window with the whole moving away at 14…and…well…you know…statistics…and I know I would like her to sit on my face and suffocate me…put me out of my misery Candice Swanepoel…like I was old yeller….only more pathetic…