Reporter Passes Out of the Day

There is something highly erotic about local newscasters that I like to called failed fucking dreams….they are these talking heads who think they are really important because they finally got themselves on TV but in the grand scheme of things they totally don’t matter to people one town over…it’s like such a limited celebrity that you know comes with just as much annoying ego because them…they are stars…stars who only really shine when they pull stunts like this that make the world care…good job…but maybe I just like the whole act of passing out…it’s kinda how I get laid.

Here’s another reporter being silly “fairing” with a late Spider Man