Nina Agdal’s Bras of the Day

If you’re wondering what Nina Agdal’s vagina smells like, it’s remnants of Adam Levine, because like any groupie opportunist slut, trying to validate her success with the rockstar, popstar, tv star, rich kid from LA she puts inside it, she can’t go wash his stale semen out of her, because she doesn’t want to forget that it happened, or be forced to admit that it wasn’t as special as she wants to believe it was, and that she was just vagina he was plowing through on his quest to more vagina to plow through…and that’s probably why they’ve cropped out the her waist down…shit’s all fucking rancid and growing moss and shit…oh well…at least we can stare at her semi retarded looking face…and I know the word retard is offensive because your cousin is a retard, but you need to get over that and let us use the derogatory words we grew up on in peace.