Lisalla Montenegro for Esquire of the Day

Lisalla Montenegro, I love you…

She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina…

Here she is for Equire winning my heart.