Adriana Lima is Not Too Old for Numero of the Day

Adriana Lima proves that even after a girl turns 100 years old in model years, which is around 30 in regular human years, her superior genetics allow her to be someone who despite having babies, and likely a mangled, shredded vagina, to be someone I will look at in lingerie photoshoots, and who magazines will pay to be in lingerie, even though she’s well past her prime, because being past her prime is actually, still hotter than everyday girls…trying to figure that one out is easier when staring at her catholic mom in lingerie for Jesus pics in Decemebrer’s Numero….she’s amazing.