Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the news of Ariel Castro hanging himself, I am forced to celebrate the life of one pervert abductor with my own pervert abductor story…and it goes like this…

So I met a girl in a bar…I’m just kidding, I don’t abduct, knock up, abort girls and lock them in my basement, I just tell them I will because more often than not, it excites them, compels them, and makes them want to fuck….I’m not even joking…it turns out the creepier the shit you say to a girl…the more she goes along with it…at least the girls I fraternize with…

Here are some morning links….

Some Hot Model in Leather

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Some Man Caves

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Kristen Stewart Does Skrillex

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Awkward Game Show!

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Hot Army Chick

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Frasier’s PDA

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Flutist Makes Bear Sleep

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Sophie Turner Doesn’t Matter But Her Ass is Great

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Emma Watson is Dressed Like a Freak

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Victoria Beckham is Designing the 50 Shades Costumes Cuz She Knows Bondage

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Biber Gets Attacked at the Club

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Some Behind the Back Catch

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Kelly Brook for FHM

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Magician Defies Laws of Physics

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Mel B Has Big Tits

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Jessica Alba Stuck In A Compromising Position. Doggy Style, Anyone?

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Kate Walsh Shitty Bikini Pics

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Coco in Lingerie Vegas

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So Many Webcam Girls…and Luckily So Much Time to Watch them All…Who Needs Friends…

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