Clara Alonso for Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Clara Alonso is some Spanish model in her 20s who has walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, something Victoria’s Secret would like you to think means she fucking matters more than walking any other fashion show, because this commercial billion dollar brand who recruit the best looking bitches, are the end all and be all of modelling, at least according to them….and all the other assholes, like me, who get sucked into their marketing lie…

I don’t know what company she’s posing in lingerie for right here, but I do know she’s lovely as fuck and despite being Spanish and likely borderline totally fucking insane, the kind of bitch who cuts your dick off in your sleep cuz she thinks she smells pussy on you, like all Spanish girls, I’d be willing to fuck with that, because who really needs a dick after sticking it in something this glorious….right? Physically, she’s up there with I’d fuck her if she was HIV Positive, because I like commitment when it looks like this…if you know what I mean.