Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It may be the hangover of July 4th…you know Hot Dogs and Fireworks and beer are rotting away the depths of your gut…but as far as I’m concerned…the Calendar can’t determine when and how American Pride is celebrated or died…They can take away the actual July 4th Date, but they can’t take away your freedom…

Happy 4th of July on the 5th of July America….and to the rest of you…you non-Americans like me…you just don’t matter…which is okay with me, because I’m used to not mattering, got 40 years invested in that shit, and you know what, it’s pretty fun place to be..

Here are some morning links…

Mom is Too Sexy for the Waterpark

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This Bitch Has a Lego Leg

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Elvis’ Grand Daughter in a See Thru…

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Huge Nude Tits

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The Hottest American Themed Photoshoots Ever

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Bonfire Fail

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Base Jumper Leaps Off a Bridge from a Moving Van

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James Franco’s New Movie Trailer

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Naked Guy Streaks Ninja Warrior Competition…

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Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer.

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So Many Cam Girls – So Little Time….

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