Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out my wife is a whole lot less fun than porn chicks She’s also smells worse, is substantially uglier, but equally broken making me question this whole thing.

All it takes is porn conventions to make me fall in love with the idea of escaping this prison.

Just as soon as I get off the couch.

Sofia Vergara for Machete Kills

GO

Catherine Zeta Jones Doesn’t Have HPV

GO

National Anthem – Fail

GO

Llama Gets Tasered By a Cop

GO

Hot Girl Named Jen Selter in Yoga Pants

GO

The Playground Fail Compilation

GO

Brazil Bikini Girl’s Butt Workout

GO

Dog VS Inner Tube

GO

Pam Anderson in Vogue Freaks Me Out…

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Stuffed Raccoon Spooks Cat

GO

Hot Girls You’ll Be a Little Afraid Of…

GO

A Juggling Otter

GO

Kelly Kelly Bikini Tweets….

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Angelina Jolie’s New Tits

GO

The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls

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