Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I discovered a new fetish last night….

Masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock, moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating.

I tried it on 5 girls and sure they all busted me, I’m not an expert at this shit yet, I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…

Here are some morning links..

Alec Baldwin Goes Off on the Daily Mail on Twitter like it was Me…Cuz He’s Gone Off on Me…

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Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter in a Bikini

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Cameron Diaz in a Red Dress

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Bubble Soccer Looks Amazing

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Bagpipe Thunderstruck!!

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Julianne Moore is in Talks for Hunger Games…

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Girls Who Say Fuck You To Being Ladylike

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Heather Marks is My Kind of Model

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Anna Paquin Plugs True Blood XXX

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What’s for Dinner Meme

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Party Girls!

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Some Lone Rangers Interviews…

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Bike Wheel Disintegrates….

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Bikini Search!

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Halle Berry Hates the Paparazzi

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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…

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