Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The out pouring of girls who have reached out knowing that I am in florida has been too intense to manage. I wish their were more of me, or at least one of me with a dick that worked to take advantage of all these average looking drunk American girls…who are really not as obese as I expected…but who unfortunately think they are super models because they aren’t obese, like they are the “Hot ones”….at least the booze never lets me down, even if it is slowly killing me, at least it is killing me right.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending at the Waist

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The Gayest Picture of Colin Farrell Ever…

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Busy Phillipps is ABout to Explode or Star in Ready or Drop Porn

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The Sea of Monsters Trailer

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BMX Bike Tricks

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Pull UP Bar Fail

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The Michael Jackson of Cotton Candy

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Oprah Gets an Honorary Degree Because She Hasn’t Been Given Enough

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Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses

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Samanth Gradoville in Latin Vogue Lookin’ Good.

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TONIGHT I WILL BANG A GIRL FROM THIS SITE –

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