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A new report claims that a different frontrunner for the Kimye baby has emerged — Khrist. As in, “Christ with a K,” according to Naughty But Nice Rob.“Kanye likes the name Khrist,” an insider says. The source is also smart to point out that Kanye has a new single coming out titled, “I Am a God,” so blasphemy isn’t really an obstacle for him: “I know it is shocking, but let’s remember that this is a guy that is naming his new CD, ‘I Am A God.’ So it makes perfect sense that the child of a god would be named Christ with a K.”
The Head of the Household of God Church and former presidential candidate, Chris Okotie, was so uncomfortable with journalists reporting his involvement in a suit that he asked the judge to chase journalists away from the court room.
The reverend stated this to a Lagos Magistrate Court Judge on Wednesday during a trial between him and a former member of his church.
Mr. Okotie is accusing Dafiaghor Okiotor, 40, a former keyboardist in the church, of blackmail and intimidation and trying to extort N39 million from him.
Let’s hope this year’s Easter Miracle doesn’t come in the form of a fat chick dressed like an Easter Bunny, lookin’ more like a pig, all face full of chocolate…but instead in the form of a hot college coed who is drunk and doesn’t know any better looking to do an easter egg hunt in my asshole with her tongue. Apparently, dreams come true, even if none of mine never have….there’s always hope.
Happy easter fuckers.
Lindsay Lohan Drunk Under the Table at a Club in Brazil is Insane
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I Love Amanda Bynes Titties
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Isla Fisher in C Magazine
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Most Charming Guy with Tourettes
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Katarina Van Derham is a Fucking Hot Model
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Raven Bay Has Big Fucking Tits
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Friday Photobombs
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This Week in WTF
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A Homeless Dude and His CAterpillar Mustache
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Her Name is Michelle, She’s in a Bikini, You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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The 20 Hottest Easter Bunnies
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Emma Caulfield Nude in Don’t Panic It’s Organic…
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Kirsten Dunst Thought Kissing Brad Pit was Disgusting
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Adele has a 23,000 Dollar Game Room – When She Really Needs 23,000 dollars of Liposuction or a Gym
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Some Gremlin Chick Gets Tits on Taxpayer’s Dime
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Brandi Glanville’s Burnt Hand is Scary as Fuck
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Playboy’s Miss April is Worth Noticing
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Some Hot Busty Babe Stripping in Front of a Window
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The Hottest Women of Game of Thrones
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Stacy Kiebler’s Ass in Jeans and Other Pics
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Emma Glover Topless for ZIP Magazine
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Anja Rubik is Hot in T Magazine
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Kung Fu Grandpa
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Jimmy Hendrix on a Traditional Korean Instrument….
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A Lot of Tits for Front
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Kate Upton Tits for Good Friday
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Blake Lively in Canada for Target
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Beer Pong Arcade
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Easter Meme Mash-Up
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Big Boobed Biker Girl Gets Nude
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Some Topless Glamour Models
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Easter Bunny or Vaccination
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This Picture is Amazing
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B.J. Novak Joins Amazing Spiderman 2 Cast
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How Ice Cream is Made in Thailand
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Don’t Piss on the Electric Fence
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Leaking Ass Dildo Play – Horrible
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Perfect Cooter on Webcam!
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Hot Oiled Up AMateur Sex
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Japanese Bride Masturbates
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Fuck a Punk
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Stripper Gets Fucked
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3 Ghetto Couples Fuck in the same Bet for 1 Dollar
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Creampie Swapping is Fuckin Hot
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Cara is an Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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This is the picture that made me laugh today. I never laugh and hate the idea of comedy, but when someone has fallen off this hard, a victim of her mom’s dreams of fame and the good life, having to crawl under a table at a club, is comedic gold. Lohan always brings the goods.
Ruby Aldridge is Victoria’s Secret “angel” Lily Aldridge’s and fashion photographer Miles Aldridge’s baby sister. Her mom was a Playboy bunny in the 60s, her dad an artist for the Beatles Albums. Born and raised in LA amongst the rich kids, some of whom are the kids of the people she’s posing with from Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Prior to her becoming a model and prior to her sister becoming a major commercial model, I used to have an internet friendship with her, on facebook. She was lovely, until her and her sister’s career took off, then she disappeared, as most girls on their quest for fame do, but I don’t care, I’m not bitter, I’m just happy I finally get to see her little model tits, cuz really that’s all I care about when it comes to inter-personal relationships.
I have no idea if she is having sex with Anthony Kiedis, I just know this is for a photoshoot for Vogue Russia, which is still Vogue, and I’m actually happy with the direction her career has gone, cuz let’s face it, there’s nothing really worse than an LA model who doesn’t show her tits like a little slut for people in Canada to try to masturbate to, while reading old conversations we had on AIM that I saved in case she one day got famous.
Here are the pics. Lovely nipples on a lovely girl. I’m a fan.
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