9:01 AM
kim
So my friend invited me to a hot tub party at his mansion..because that’s the kind of friends I have you know being a dirtbag internet celebrity in 2006…who never made money off the internet but saw a lot of other people make money off the internet.
So I show up, cuz it’s winter, and we can all use a free soak without the fear of creepy gay guys or cummed up water, like I am used to, you know these rich people keep their things in good condition….and I figure since dude is rich…he’ll have a pile of models…or hookers…or models who are hookers…or hookers who think they are models…to give me some tits to stare at….
Turns out…he was all alone…had a bottle of red breathing…love songs playing…I think maybe he’s officially my valentine…cuz despite neither of being gay…and no gay shit went down..it was one of the gayest experiences of my life…
Here are some morning links…
Snowboarding Fail…Or Win? – VIDEO
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25 Mouth Watering Examples Of “Dat Ass”
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A Poor Child Gets To Call These Two A-Holes “Daddy” And “Mommy”
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Candace Swanepeol Bikini Hotness
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Some Lexi Belle Hotness (NSFW)
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Victoria Beckham is Leggy on the Cover of Elle
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Karlie Kloss Poses Like a Pro for Vogue Spain Shot by Alexi Lubomirski
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Big Titty Teen Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal Challenges Kate Upton for Sexiest Super Bowl Commercial
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)
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Stripper Fail Hahahahahaha – VIDEO
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