Friday, November 30, 2012

stepLINKS of the Day


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Here are the stepLINKS for the Fucking weekend






The Week in Playmate Instagrams. You’re Welcome

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Trust Me, If You’re Gonna Invest in Something, Vodka Would Probably Be It

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I Don’t Know What an Anamorphic Illustion is But It’s REALLY Fucking Impressive – VIDEO

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Claudia Romani or Whatever Her Name is – Is Amazing in a Bikini

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Little Implants

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Air Cat

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25 Awesome Photoshop Fails

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Kerry Washington in Women’s Health

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These Young Tits Are Primed And Ready For Some Abuse. Hollywood Style!

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Brad Pitt’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups

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Sam Cooke Fits a Bikini Pretty Nicely

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Adam Levine Is A Douche, Gets Called Out By The Roxy

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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)

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Well Hello There Free Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)

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Elaina Christina Rocks the Bikini Like a Champion: PHOTOS

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This Slutty Teen is Showing EVERYTHING Off (NSFW)

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WTF Photo of the Day

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Anyone Who Thinks Kelly Clarkson Has Anorexia Needs to Get Their Eyes Checked

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Jelena Jensen in a Birdcage (NSFW)

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Superman that Skier

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Magician Turns Doug into Baquette

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I’d Still Fuck Her…

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First Look at Nadine Velazquez Nude in Flight

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Lindsay Lohan Wet Spot on her Panties Upskirt

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Target is Giving You the Gift of Vomit This Christmas

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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Sienna Miller

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Miley Cyrus Might Replace The Ungreatful Fat Kid From Two and a Half Men

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Best New Fast Food Items of 2012

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These College Girls Are Getting It On (NSFW)

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Weirdest Frat Boy Game Ever

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How to Eat Corn 10 Seconds

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Let’s Get Those Creative Juices Flowing (NSFW)

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If Breaking Bad Was a Sitcom

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The BEST Paralell Parking Job EVER – VIDEO

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Looking Good Sweetheart

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Riley Reid Will Rock Your World (NSFW)

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Lauren and Sara is your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)

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The Trailer For Killing Them Softly Looks Pretty Awesome

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Jayden Cole, Jayden Jaymes and Kortney Kane Get It On (NSFW)

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Remote Control Vibrators? (NSFW)

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Matchup: Old School Vanessa Marcil vs New School Victoria Justice

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Shower Teen is Basically Amazing (NSFW)

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World’s Best Parrallel Parker Ever

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Do Her Tits Ever Stop Impressing?

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Weird Hippie Instrument….

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Dog Imitates Baby – Awesome

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Babes at the Hollywood Foregin Press Event of the Day

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Shooting Crazy T-Rex Gun

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More Eva Longoria for GQ Mexico

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Christy Mack is the Future of Porn

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Tokyo Slut Unpixelated Pussy

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Clothed Female Nude Male

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Hot Granny

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Milton Twins Get Dirty

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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom

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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie

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Celebrity Nudity Fun

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Amateur Girl Fun

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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day

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Veronica Vice for DrunkenSweatshop’s American Flag stepShirt of the Day


Guess who made the best fucking t-shirts that all the hot, busty babes…from hookers to rich chicks…models…to crackheads….celebrities to no names…tweens to milf…are gonna be wearing…or wanting to wear after having sex with you, probably unprotected, just to get closer to me…


If you guessed me….then you win…absolutely nothing but the chance to buy one or 20 of these amazingly soft, silky, top quality t-shirts…that make a great thing to wipe up your sperm with…after fucking hot girsl…cuz you’re never gonna take it off…cuz you are a slob..but more importantly cuz this shirt is HOTNESS….


The model is lovely, naked and naughty VERONICA VICE …who’s boobs I grabbed…




Now buy one, two, three or TWENTY…best holiday gift EVER

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Victoria’s Secret Ads of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is lovely…and I know I am pretty much buying into the advertising and marketing strategy of Victoria’s Secret, even more than I normally do when I post their girls in lingerie, contributing to their “fame”….but this time, I’ve gone so far as to post their fucking ads, with writing on them, like I am fucking working for them handing out flyers outside my local Victoria’s Secret, that I happen to be banned from, for loitering near the changing rooms one too many times…


I feel like a sucker…but I like her body too much to not whore myself to the billion dollar man.


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Megan Fox New Face in a Tight Dress of the Day


Megan Fox is making a comeback for some movie called over 40 that hired her to be in it….I guess they figured people want to see her and she was the right price and talent level….


The comeback involves doing press for the movie…which is what these pics are from….


Luckily she left her new baby, that I like to refer to as Brian Austin Green’s way of trapping her more than he already has, at home…


But brought out her new body that people say she got back from baby making thanks to laser-lipo….and more importantly…her new Botox face that looks so youthful and natural…and not like a horror movie/cartoon mask….of a desperate girl who doesn’t want to look her age…but instead wants to look like a clown…weird…but I’d still do her…or more importanlty eat her placenta because it clearly possesses the powers of the fountain of youth…right?!


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Hayden Panettiere in a Bra for in Nashville of the Day


Hello Breast Implants…well I guess when you get new tits to launch your new gig on TV after falling off and disappearing…waiting for the child sex scandal rumors to blow over…while blowing…men over 6 foot 6…because that’s just what midget bitches do to over compensate…it’s like overly skinny dudes with fat chicks, for white girls with black dudes, the whole opposite make for good times when getting fucked from behind…especially if the child sex ring is true…cuz child sex would probably leave her with a pretty big gap to fill…in her panties…you might as well show them…


I am not that into grabbing fake tits, but I like looking at them, even when they suck, cuz big tits speak to me at an emotional level, especially when they balance out the broad shoulders on an otherwise broad girl…


Here she is in a bra in Nashville.


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Sofia Vergara’s Big Titties Behind the Scenes for Something of the Day


Sofia Vergara is filming some movie with Sharon Stone and since she’s Sofia Vergara she’s showing off some tits…because without her tits….she would never have been an Emmy winning actress who snuck her way into the bed of the right producer…cuz there are so many other Hispanic women..or even white women who can put on a believable hispanic accent to take her place…


It makes absolutely no sense to me how someone who was a single mother at 20, living as a refugee in Miami…made it to Hollywood star status by 40….her story should have ended drug addicted stripper…..there’s more to this story than we’re being told…but I can tell you one thing…no matter what that story is…it all starts with her tits…


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Wendy Williams Hides her Dick for PETA of the DAy



What the fuck is this about…I don’t even know who Wendy Williams is…I think maybe she’s a radio host or TV host…but know that this shouldn’t have happened…


I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing naked in Animal propaganda ad campaigns…when they are barely human…at least in terms of physical appearance..


Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never but me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….forcing me to defend myself through the only weapon i have…my words…


Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro.


I don’t care how many cute animals this saved, it’d have more impact if it was requesting people donate to get Wendy Williams in a sweat suit.


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Bisi Ibidapo Obe welcomes baby girl


The actress gave birth to a baby girl this morning at a private hospital in Lagos. Big congrats to her and erm...you know...Dino!...:-)









Stella Hudgens Looks Like Fun of the Day



Stella Hudgens looks like a lot of fun…she’s underage and partying at an event I can only assume serves booze to girls who are underage because when they wear outfits like this…they might as well be 20…you know it’s the good old “officer, she had tits, was in a bar, and gave head like a 25 year old, how was I supposed to know she was 16″…it always gets you off…literally.


What it comes down to is that she’s taking all the right cues from her sister, the underage nude model, Vanessa Hudgens and that to me…is amazing…always upstage the older sibling…so daddy and mommy notice me…especially if the older sibling you’re upstaging is naughty and your upstaging involves being more naughty…


Looks like she’s hanging with the right crowd…




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Nicole Bahls Nipple on the Beach of the Day


I don’t know who Nicole Bahls is…but I know this is her second time on the beach in a bikini SHOWING OFF HER NIPPLE like it was uninternetion…when the fact that anyone is actually taking pics of her…is pretty fucking intentional..especially when they manage this up close and personal shots…almost like they are being paid to expose her properly in a good old fashion staged nipple slip…


It was more fun when it was starlets but now it’s just hookers you’d expect to see sucking dick on the internet ….we’re all so desensitized…is nothing sacred enough to be upset when the pics leak anymore…


The world is a pile of gutter trash.




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India Reynolds Nude Outtakes of the Day


I know these Glamour models don’t matter in any fucking way at all…I know that they are relativley insignificant…I know that posting them is just encouraging them to be lazy and rely on posing topless until it is too late…and I know that’s exactly why I do it…I don’t care what they do, or who they are…I just wanna stare at their tits…and luckily, someone who isn’t me is paying them to do just that…It must be the Holiday Season…cuz Santa Claus is coming…no wait that’s me….Ewww.


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