Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m back. Not that I was ever really gone, I am the only asshole who takes a week to go on a free trip to Central America to meet hot hispanic hookers who want to teach me how to climax on their faces, who still updates his stupid fucking site no one reads….but I’m back none the less.

I wasn’t arrested, I wasn’t stopped at customs, I wasn’t used as a drug mule….and all this to say is that free trips are magical…I expect more in the future and while I do that – and recover from sitting next to a homeless man with bleeding scabs all over his arms for 3 hours on a plane we were both too fat for…

here are some links…

Pool Fails – A 2012 Compilation – VIDEO

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Kim Kardashian is the Deadliest Snatch

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Lissette Marie Wants to Have Some Fun With You

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Filming an Avalanche, WOW! – VIDEO

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Rebecca Carter is Down on All Fours

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Christina Aguilera Calls Bloggers ‘Buttf-ck People’ Who Write ‘Hate Sh-t.’ Alright, Who Told?

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If You Hate Adam Levine As Much as I Do, This Will Make You Hate Him More

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The 20 Hottest Nickleodeon Stars

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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Start the Week Off Right (NSFW)

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These Two Sluts go to Town on Each Other (NSFW)

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83-Year Aikido Black-Belt Defends Home Against Intruder

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Danila Batso is Workout Sexy (NSFW)

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HERES a Halloween Costume Idea – VIDEO

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You Will Love These Sexy Games, Trust Me

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