Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just ate breakfast next to 3 old, fat, probably 60 year old women and their one young 40 something who was less fat, and they were talking about sex, like how they fuck their husbands, how they suck their dicks, and for some reason, even as someone who only talks sex with people, all day, everyday, it felt so wrong getting hard to these normal suburbanites just being influenced by Fifty Shades of Grey…we’re all perverts, some of us are just better at it than others…

That said, here are some morning links…because it is Monday and that’s what you need….

Thigh Gaps!

GO

1988 Teen Party Being BRoken Up By the Parents

GO

3 Year Old Takes Bus Alone to Get a Slushie

GO

Watering Can on a Kangaroo

GO

Charlotte McKinney – Side Boob

GO

Rumer Willis Ass

GO

Jessica Alba’s Bikini

GO

Lava Meets Water

GO

Gorilla in a Public Bathroom Prank

GO

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