Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you know from the scratching, at least you hot it was meth, and not some Tom Hanks in Philadelphia with AIDS lesions, only to question if whole experience was a flashback you had when you were at the mall buying a bath mat with your obese wife that has robbed you of the freedom to fuck crackwhores you once had….and you are at the point of desperation where you can decipher what is real and what is fantasy that omes because real is being locked in a 700 square food hell with a woman who is 700 square foot in circumference…

All this to say, it was a great weekend…and being unemployed just means it’s gonna ride into me eventually dying a horrible, sad, uneventful life…

Words of wisdom…and here are some morning links..

Girls in Sports Bras

GO

Cindy Crawford No Photoshop is All Photoshop

GO

Paris Hilton VS Cuba

GO

The Guy Having a Seizure While Sky Diving Publicity Stunt

GO

K-Fed is a DJ

GO

Fame Whores in bathing Suits Fame Whoring

GO

Taylor Swift Will Not Talk About Katy Perry

GO

Kevin Garnett Superfan….Gets Down…

GO

Halle Berry or Halle Berry Playing Nicole Murphy in a Bikini….

GO

Tresspasser of the Day

GO

Paris Hilton’s Got the Best Stalker

GO

Leonardo and Rihanna Together

GO

The Brick of the Day

GO

Girls in Red Lipstick

GO

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