Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just got a life changing sext message….it gave me hope in humanity…in the form of the single best sext in the history of fucking sexts. I didn’t know such beauty existed.

I have been trying to process how amazing it was…I feel like I should be performing a song and choreographed dance, because it was that good…

I guess what I am trying to say is that, we’re all going to be ok. That picture made me feel like a new man but not just in a self righteous – self involved way- but in a global I have hope for humanity – kind of way..and I’m not allowed to show you…so here is some celebs reading mean tweets…because it’s going viral and we hate celeb

Here are some morning links…

Groundhog Bites Mayor

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So Much Thigh Gap

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Azealia Banks Did Whiteface and No One Cares….

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Pictures From the Leather and Lace Party

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Beauty Pageant Crowning Insanity….

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Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Haircut….

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Novak Djokovic Playing Tennis Against a Tank Weirdness

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The Doctor Pepper Dog is Cute as Fuck

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Michelle Lewin’s Bending Over in Little Shorts

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Dolpin Lover…Insanity….

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Eat Like Beyonce…

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Gummy Bear Smashing

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This Girl has Huge Tits

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