Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s not much as tragic as finally convincing a girl to let you watch her use her vibrator…only to find out that her vibrator’s got no batteries…and in the time she goes to get some…she’s reconsidered your brainwashing…and the unconscious coupling thanks to booze and good sales tactics…leads to a very conscious “I would never let you watch me cum you sick fuck”….these are the days of our lives.

Here are some morning stepLINKS

Hot Bitches in Bed

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This College is Offering a Class on Miley this Summer

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12 Horrible Life Hacks

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Top 10 Ten Kelso Wanted Jackie Babies ALways

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Jermaine O’Neal All Together…

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Nicole Aniston is Too Hot for Porn

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Jess Pare Naked for Esquire

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So Many GIrls on Cam Right Now For Free…

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Zac Effron Got Punched By a Homeless Man

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The Fanciest Rabbit of all Time

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Smut Gifs are the Best Gifs

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Fails of the week…

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10 Most Blasphemous Movies in History

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