Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided the best place to creep on girls is the dog park – early morning – when you don’t have a dog with you – but pretend you do – while making small talk about the neighbourhood and how dog friendly it is as you pet and call a dog that isn’t there…to make it more convincing…bring a leash and collar and really act convinced there’s a dog…you will definitely get numbers…

Here are some morning links…

Some Celebrity Couples Bullshit..

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Indie Movies You Need To See Before You Die….

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Today in Selfies…

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The Beyonce Pizza GIF

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Miley And Madonna’s Horrible Mash Up

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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place

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Some Chick Named Katelynn Ansari in a Bikini

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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…

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Best News Bloopers of January

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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO