Shane van der Westhuizen for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

I have absolutely no idea who Shane van der Westhuizen or where she is from…I even took the time to google her because otherwise I couldn’t call myself a journalist…something I take very seriously…and even have business cards made up so everyone I know knows…because calling myself a blogger is just embarrassing and makes me feel like a tween…but more importantly, because based on mainstream media, being a journalist requires no skills, something I feel confident I have…because confidence in winning at losing is still confidence girls who only like guys with confidence…it’s not some down on your luck cry for attention I’m a pussy situation..but rather..I know I suck, why are you here humouring me with this….

Either way, she’s done FHM, she’s generic hot, from South Africa, with big tits, and a silly name, and sometimes that’s all you really need…Shane van der Westhuizen, I’m a fan…