Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new play with girls I text is I ask them “Can you come”…to which they say “Where”….to which I say “In general”…it won’t get you laid, or turn a bitch on, but either does anything I say so at least it makes me laugh….

My other play is asking a girl what she’s wearing, only for her to tell me to fuck off, but sometimes she’ll tell me what she’s wearing, to which I ask for a pic when she takes that bullshit off…

Boom.

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Some Hot Asians

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Fergie’s Post Pregnancy Weight…

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Baboon Groping Reporter….

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Masturbate to Kate Moss’ New Single…

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Autozone Worker Dominates a Thug

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10 Girls You Shouldn’t Sleep With

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Blake Lively is the new Gwyneth Paltrow

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Zach Galfinakis Interviews Bieber

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Warehouse Employee Scares Boss

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Judge Judy Destroys a Deadbeat….

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10 Animals You Didn’t Know Know Existed

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Katy Perry Cankles

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The Cheapest Way to See Naked Girls…Cuz it is Free…

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