Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s something really gay about throwing hotel parties with young billionaires who for some reason can’t recruit any girls to gold dig them, but rather spend the night dancing with each other high on drugs…there’s something even gayer about going to those parties willingly and not leaving when you have the chance because you figure these young billionaires will recruit pussy you can bottom feed on and trick into sex…I lived it…and besides the free drugs…it’s the worst….and now I’m hungover and in a sexless marriage with a shipping heir.

Here are some links…

Weird Austrian Babes in Costume Party…

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Eva Longoria in Bike Shorts

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Rooney Mara in a Creepy Photoshoot

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Erin Wasson in a Hot Sheer Dress

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The BEst News Bloopers of August

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Alien Invasion Prank Gone Wrong

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How to Not Throw a Couch Off the Third Floor

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Hot Naked Girl in a Baseball Hat

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15 Bikini Baristas

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Twitter Reacts to the VMAs

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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..

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