Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night was a series of amazing starting with BBQ, fat strippers with attitude, and I mean fat fucking strippers who didn’t know they were fat, karaoke and ended with some dumpy chick making out with her hot chick friend to try to make the guy she was flirting with more into her…because now when he brings her home, she comes with a hot chick… a hot chick she was not letting go of no matter what, she had was grabbing at her ass so hard, all I saw was from the wrist up…I am sure more happened, I just don’t care to remember.

Here are some morning links…you morons…

Man Hangs Himself During Tough Mudder

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Jennifer Aniston’s Got a Swollen GUNT – Pregnancy Rumors Start Now

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Bad Girls Bend

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Facts that will Horrify You…

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DIY Pasties

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The Best Coming of Age Movies

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Kirsten Dunst Hard Nipples Turn Me On…

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Insanely Crowded Pool

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Jenna Malone in Glamour

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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…

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