Andreea Diaconu for VS Pink of the Day

Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples.

The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.