Kate Upton for Allure Korea of the Day

Kate Upton is garbage.

I don’t care what magazines she gets in, how much money she makes, how many movie roles she lands, or how many vats of sperm are filled on a daily basis by dudes looking at pics of her around the world….

All I see is the problem with genetically modified food, or more importantly, the hot busy young girl who isn’t done developing, who starts to end developing, and that end is in a place you don’t want it to be, all fat and shit.

I am pretty sure these are old pics because recycled by Allure for their huge Korean market, hoping some get leaked to the north, to show the enemy that Americans are a lazy breed with giant women used as their nuclear bombs…

Who cares, she sucks.