Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Smell the roses, or click this breath of fresh air . Spring.

I haven’t used a condom since the 19888 Olympics and I think even then I was using them to make water balloons. Which means all those crackheads I fucked over the last 3 decades let me in, skin on skin, and I was only one of many. Dirty.

The good news, AIDS is not a death sentence.

Here are some morning links….

Chubby Fat Tit Jill Martin Still in a Bikini

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Busta Rhymes Doesn’t Fuck Around When it Comes to Cheeseburgers

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Beyonce in Vogue Offends Me

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15 Actresses Who Were Replaced in Big Movies

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Slash Trolls Michael Jackson

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Little Kid Shits Herself on a Waterslide

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Babes in Towels are Pretty Alright.

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Accostic Cover of Lose Yourself by Eminem

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Headless Driver Drive Thru Prank…..

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The Science of Cats

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Triumph VS Real Housewives Atlanta

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Jimmy Fallon Replacing Leno Really Offends Me, But NBC is Run by Lorne Michaels, So it Makes Sense

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Kangaroos Boxing!

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True Facts of Truth

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Stop Balding!

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