Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

After today’s hangover, I have decided to focus my energy away from self destruction and failure, and turn to religion, like most drunks do when court ordered.

I hear the bitches are way more fucked up at the church then at the bar at last call.

Here’s to turning over a new leaf. One filled with repressed pussy.

Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are my Unshowered Lesbian Fantasy

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Maria Menounos Hot Tight Jeans

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The Hottest Women Over 60

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Some Pics of a Girl Getting Her Nipple Sucked – By a Vacuum

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50 Pics of Babes in Bed

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The 10 Coolest Guns on the Planet

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Justin Timberlake Surprising Superfans – What?

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Diddy is the Wealthiest Hip Hop Artist

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Party Hard the British Way

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Rally Car Driving Like a Boss

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Kate’s Playground is my Girlfriend

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Anna Kendrick for Funny or Die – If You Care

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12 Pics of Babes in Bikinis Washing Cars for Charity

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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!

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