Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Oscar weekend and I did so many glamourous things….from getting wasted on an indian reserve with some toothless woman….to working my way to a ghetto club where fat chicks did dancehall dancing up on my dick….in what would have been a nightmare if I wasn’t really fucking into it….because unlike most amazing and beautiful bloggers…I don’t get invited to events, maybe cuz I am a liability, so I make events of my fucking own….that said…I am glad the Oscars are over and done with cuz I can handle another 2 months of people talking about the shit….so that’s why I’m gonna stop right now, thank you very much and need someone with a human touch on webcam…wrist deep…

Here are some morning links…

The 7 Worst Javelin Fails – VIDEO

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What Did The Meteor Shockwave Feel Like In Russia?

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I’m No Prude, But Holy Shit Brandi Glanville Was a Piece of Trash at the Oscars

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Pranking With the sofa Bed – VIDEO

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Nothing Wrong With Some Morning Pokie Nipples!

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Erection Advice Anyone?

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The 50 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy

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Free Cam Shows, Let’s Start the Week Right (NSFW)

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Horny Girlfriend Gets Herself Off (NSFW)

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WATCH: Michelle Obama’s ‘Evolution of Mom Dancing’ is Funktastic!

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I’d Like to Be All Over Hillary Fisher’s Ass (NSFW)

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Hilary Swank and Rosario Dawson and Emmy Rossum Together at Last

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You Shot Me – The Supercut – VIDEO

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