Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You shoulda seen the ratty ass motel room that had crabs in the unwashed sheets since the 70s when crabs still existed…that I had to rent last night…because I like celebrating all holidays alone…hard drinking…by hiring cheap gutter hookers to satisfy my sadness…and for some reason my fat wife doesn’t let me do it at home in our bed…she always gets in the way of fun….literally.

It’s black Friday…punch some old ladies in all the chaos…

Here are some morning links….

Trust Fall Prank/Win – VIDEO

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Olivier Martinez Beat The Shit Out of Gabriel Aubry On Thanksgiving Morning. I Hope Halle Berry is Happy With the Memories She’s Creating for Her Child

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I Don’t Believe in Ghosts But This is Interesting Nonetheless – VIDEO

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Audrey is a Cute, Casual Blonde, Just the Way I Love `Em (SEMI NSFW)

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I Know Russel Brand Claims to Be Sober But This Dude Has GOT to Be High to Wear This Get Up

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Taylor Swift`s Newest Photoshoot Looks Like a Fucking Macy`s Christmas Ad

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Anna is a Cute, Geeky Brunette, Check Her Out (SEMI NSFW)

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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday

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This Video Was For Her Boyfriend`s Eyes Only. Whoops (NSFW)

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THANKSGIVING DAY HORROR: 2 Dead, 100 Hurt in 150-Car Pile-up

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CJ Miles Has a Great Rack (NSFW)

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Hostess Cake – 10 000 Calories: A TRIBUTE – VIDEO

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GET THESE FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING SKULLS

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