Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got a free trip to Central America. I don’t know if I will end up raped, dead, or used by a drug cartel as a mule…but I do know that I’ll have a week away from my pig wife.

I’ll still be updating and if I don’t, my stepdaughter will be filling in, which will be a much needed change of pace for the best site on the internet that nobody reads…

My ultimate objective…to get at least 3 girls pregnant…leave them fake names…then come back home….

We are all allowed to dream.

Here are some links….

High Bar Base Jump FAIL – VIDEO

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Heidi Montag is Fucking Pathetic of the Day

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Jessica Marie is Sexy in Black and White (SEMI NSFW)

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Bridgette Desiree is All Laid Out on Display (SEMI NSFW)

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If You’re Gonna Steal a Car You Should Probably Make Sure You Can Drive Stick

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Oh Good, Rihanna’s Dad Wants Her to Marry Chris Brown

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Alicia LaBady is the Rides Girl of the Day

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Free Cam Shows for Some Monday Morning Sexy (NSFW)

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Amateur Shows Off Her Hot Tits For Us to See (NSFW)

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Good God I Hope Kate Gosselin Doesn’t Take This Nude TV Gig

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Jordan Carver’s Tits Are Out of Hand, Whoa (SITE NSFW)

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Fat Lady Versus Kayak Can’t Turn Out Right (VIDEO)

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Sexy Games to Waste the Day Away With

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