Keke Lindgard is Amazing in Numero of the Day

Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….